Thursday, July 10, 2008

A Girl's Best Friend: The Big Penis Book


Taschen is known for provocative if not pornographic work. Women with dildos, lips pursed, and legs raised, in various states of dress and undress, and the latest work is truly a sight to behold.

Pussy's Best Friend....

The Big Penis Book

The book offers various specimens of Penis, big, and bigger, cut and uncut, white, pink, black, blue black, tattoo'd, erect, limp, to the left and too the right but they all have one thing in common. BIG!

Besides being filled with eye candy that will make your jaws drop, it's filled with information regarding our Pussy Pal the Penis. How data on penis size has been difficult to ascertain as men have a tendency to STRETCH the truth when it comes to this manner.

The book features the legendary phallus of John Holmes, as well as a man who literally has dick to his knees.


Now the banter about whether or not size matters is not of importance to this book because this is The BIG Penis book and it's not for the faint at heart.

There are some penis shots that make me tingle between my legs and others that made me cross my legs with a safety lock at my ankles...every thing ain't for everybody. What I found most interesting was editor Dian Hanson's description of the male models, man of them Hustlers and Big Dick Monsters as I call them, who wrecked havoc on their photographers and some were even made to sleep outside.

The kinda men that make the Pussy Pop and break your heart in the morning. Alexyss Tylor knows all about that, and how Pussy Power is all about making sure you don't let just any old Penis "hit them walls".


Testosterone is a helluva a drug.

Dion also talks about Phallic Worship and how and why it's been apart of cultures world wide since time began. I have a feeling Dion would approve of Pussy Chats as well, because after all what goes better with Big Dick that a good Pussy (Chat)

The book is available at fine bookstores and Amazon.com priced right under $60 and although everything big isn't better in this time of high gas prices and inflation, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say that The Big Penis Book is worth its weight...in flesh.

It makes for a Purrfect gift for your favorite Pussy..Check out Taschen Here for more information.

13 comments:

Babz Rawls Ivy said...

Thanks AJ
I am so glad you brought this over! This is fascinating stuff. I mean you never sort of think of the different sizes. This book and your post about the book brings it right into my day-to-day thoughts.

I am with you...some of these monster dicks makes me want to run for the hills! And some make me want to drop to the floor...on my back and on my knees! WOW!

Lance said...

gee thanks auntie,
that's all i need. open up the blog to find a big dick zoomin' out my computer screen laying on the keyboard....lol

what's up with alexyss tylor?
i'on kno' y'all.
pull down dem black pants and you might find a 12" hi-hard one. who knows? and what's up with her mama beside her and that notebook? is "she" hiding an erection or what?

but i wonder if alexyss herself is getting any????...i think she hails from atlanta, where the woman to man ratio is like 17 to 1!!!!! so fellas, outta 17 women, where would alexyss rank? i'm sure, it's numba 17.

if she would let her hair down...
wear brighter colors,
show a little cleveage,
nice skirt
heels

she might could get it!

but with that lizzie borden hair-do?????

uhhhh, no thanks. ;-P and keep her away from knives & axes!

A.u.n.t. Jackie said...

@ lovebabz*Yes sister sometimes too much is just too much and I found it amazing that many of the models were hustlers...we all know those kinds men....there is something in there that really says something although I can't put my finger on it.


@ lance*Alexyess and her mothere really really crack me up! I mean you can see that she is a good looking woman and maybe she is trying to look more conservative because of the topics she speaks on, and I think he mother is trying to cover up her stomach!!

You should check out more of her videos though she is quite entertaining but speaking the truth.

And you are wrong for calling her Lizzy Borden!

Lance said...

@ auntie: her stomach??? ohhhhh...

i know tylor (what no "a"?...okay, maybe with a deep sutherin' sluuuur...tyyyylor, ty-lor. oh, forget it...lol)

...back to what i was sayin' i know she's keepin' it real towards females, young and old but for the fellas...it's scary! it's like hardcore text book boot camp fuckin'... i've seen a couple of her youtube videoes...simply hilarious. but in these videoes her mama kinda play dumb in all of them....but damn, she had to bone at least ONE time, enough to bless us with alexyss and her pussy....lol

oh, this 'pose to be about BIG DICKS!!!!! enjoy ladies enjoy!!!!
<========8 (dem sum lil nutz!) lol

All-Mi-T [Thought Crime] Rawdawgbuffalo said...

wonder if i can make the book

Still Patrice said...

While a sister loves being loved by a man with length and some of those me even LOOk at me. lol No sirree i would like to keep my uterus intact!!

@ Torrance you got it like that huh :p

CapCity said...

This is SOOO Wrong ... for us celibate sistahs...

And T-Dawg - wait 'til your daughter's out your picture 'fore u ask dat! LOL!

nikki said...

lawdy...i must find quality dick PRONTO.

Eb the Celeb said...

ammmaaaaaazzzing works of art... oenis is truly a beautiful thing... except that one that went to the knee.. that one scared me a bit

Mizrepresent said...

I know somebody who should be in that book.

lol@ "others that made me cross my legs with a safety lock at my ankles"...oh yeah, i know what you mean.

KELSO'S NUTS said...

LANCE: I hear you! I wasn't in a big hurry to see that either. LOL.

But it just gives me another reason to demonstrate why AMERICAN MEN SHOULDN'T APPROACH THE PURSUIT OF SEX OR GIRLFRIENDS THE KELSO WAY.

I have a perfectly average shvantz. Maybe a little thicker than average, but that's about it. Nobody's mistaking me for a porn star. And I absolutely LOVE announcing that fact on a "first date". Why? Because while my shvantz may be average, it WORKS and keeps me happy, so why shouldn't I be proud of it?

Again, and AJ will back me up on this, the KELSO way worked giant for me, but you have to be very committed to the whole vibe to carry it off so you're rolling on the first date or taking a woman home from a club.

You can be honest as you like but if only if you can BANISH ALL FEAR AND DREAD. Let any insecurity in and you're cooked.

[With apologies to Ted Forrest who wrote the brilliant poker essay "Don't Play Poker Like Ted Forrest"]

The Second Sixty-Eight said...

Aw Dayum!!!! Didn't I say warn a brotha! Damn!!!

I am like Lance. I didn't need that flopping outta my monitor all on my keyboard...
Like "click" 089uijuhjghsgbvhsdgsdxctr

just all over the keys and shyt!

I ain't hatin'. You won't find me up in there, but enjoy! Imma go look at some big ass tits!!! Or big ass and tits!

CapCity said...

2nd 68 - we gave y'all ONE Pussy FLick, dayummmm - see? Bruthahs greeeedeeeee. LOL! though I must admit that some of these are frightening (uh, knee touching one).... & I LOVE da Magic Stick;-) LOL!!