Shackles: A sexual Satire
Only one pussy for the rest of my days
Seems so unfair I can’t count the ways
I mean it’s like ice cream
You have your favorite
But there’s flavors by the tons
Its everywhere you turn
In every imaginable package
Tall and Slim, thick and dreamy, from light to dark and in between
Dimples on top just like gravy
Hair can be short, long or wavy
Butter cream thighs
are like gazing in star filled eyes
Damn!
That pussy looks good!
But my balls I must hold
Shackled to one pussy
Till I’m shriveled and old
Stop complaining
At least you got some good crème de la crème
Yeah…
But life seemed better when pussy was filled to the brim
Somehow I got sold on macking being dead
In house pussy ain’t always guaranteed head
And I like strawberry
Just as much as the next man
But don’t give me that stuff about whip cream, sprinkles, and chocolate
Being better than the next brand.
You hear it all the time
Good pussy is to die for
And it will satisfy
Women been selling that shit
Since the first fourth of July
I know what you’re thinking
Blasphemy
Riight.
I should be happy to have pussy sleep with me every night
Easy for you to say
Keep pushing that song and dance
It’s hell to eat just one flavor
Walking around with a spoon in your pants.
Moral: Learn to love the pussy you've been blessed with.
New pussy costs more than you can afford.
14 comments:
Ohh you are so witty! I love it. Thank you so much for adding your rich voice to our site!
Of course now I will be expecting more from you.
And you can have your fill of PUSSY here!
Yeah, this is the only pussy buffet I have left in my future.
Damn! That is some good shit!
I especially like the contrast between the desires of the text and the consequences in the pictures!
Gotta go and update my next favorites post...
knowing you personally makes this hilarious!!!!!
hang in there brudda!!!!...thumbs up!!!!....i'll represent to da fullest!!!!!
Cameo sez it best for me....
Every little thing you do
Makes me smile
And if I had my way, baby
I'd drive you up the wall
I'd take you through the pages
One by one
I don't wanna get too serious
I just like having fun
Yeah, yeah
I just like having fun
Oh, sugar
I'm living the Single, Single, Single...Life
;-)
As Lance said knowing u makes this hilarious! Well written, too;-). I think u inspire me to write a female response;-). LOL!
I think it's so much better with the pictures. I originally did it without. I'm glad those landed in my lap, it brought a whole other twist.
i know i love getting pussy and throat
maybe i should become a collector lol
Dis hurr some funny shit!!
And like Lance said, knowing Rich takes the funny to a whole notha level!
Rich you are a damn fool in the best way for this shit, and where the hell did you get those pics?! ;)
it's the next day....
strolling past the blog post again and it hit me.
what if???
she felt the same way about her married dick?
i'on kno'...gonna have to change up or sumpthin' like putting pineapple rings around the shaft or a groucho marx mask or better yet a sir.nose.de.void.of.funk mask on yer dick to keep things interesting.
"aqua-boogie, baby..never learrrrrn to swimmmm".... ;-P
P-FUNK!
UNCUT FUNK!
THE BOMB!
Uh... LANCE - THAT's FINALLY DAWNiNG on U, hon?
Makes me wonder why men think women don't also fantasize about another longer, thicker, mo' everReady... ummm, u know what I'm saying. Why u REALLY think I'm single? So, many dicks ... so little --uh, morals if i partook in ALL that i desire! LOL!!
aquaboogie, INDEED!!
well cap, i guess now that i'm gettin' older....i just don't give a damn...and most men don't...especially if you've been burnt thru the cheated on/divorce/child support ringer. it's not that all the other women beyond my ex caught hell based on her, it just that you learn to "expect the unexpected".
but by God's grace, anything is possible....
Loves it!
Dayum Rich, lol, smh...okay bruh...you really pulled a fast one on me, but i got much love and respect for you bruh, from the deepest of my heart!
HAHAHAH hilarious!
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