A bit back I was asked to submit a story about my first sexual experience. I was too chicken to submit it then. But what the hey! Can't be afraid to tell things forever! Like to hear it? Here it go!
Way back when. I knew this woman who frequently had relaxing weekends (from the wine).
This particular weekend she was having trouble getting in her house. I thought it was the alcohol. Turns out the lock was busted. So after many fruitless minutes and a visit by the maintenance man the door finally opens.
She gets happy and relieved that she can get in and invites me and the other guy in to have a drink with her. Tried to refuse but it quickly turned into a situation where I would have to argue with someone deep into the cups. So I let myself be dragged in too to avoid the embarrassment.
(Did I mention that I was 17 at the time?)
After a few minutes of sipping and chit chat she decides to get more comfy. And her dress comes off over her head with no warning. Mr. maintenance man starts getting real interested and I damn near choke on the sip I was taking.
So now I am feeling all uncomfortable in a room with two VERY grown folk, a glass of wine in hand, and the beginning of a raging hard on that only a 17 year old can manage to produce! So now I am desperately thinking of how I can delicately extract myself from this situation. And trying to hide the boner. And trying not to stare. Or at least not be seen staring.
My plans were quickly dashed as the subject turned to sex. And then the question of my virginity came up. (deer in the headlights time!). Since I didn’t manage to fall dead as I had hoped, I was left with no choice but to answer that I had not had the pleasure yet. I was naïve enough to think that they would quit looking at me and I could vanish into the background again.
Then amongst the conversation was heard "I am going to show this young man how to please a woman"
Right then my eyes bugged out, I nearly choked on the wine, and I damn near shot a load in my shorts!
So the grown folk bantered for a few minutes about how soon HE was gonna leave. SHE won of course… And the next thing I know I am sitting on a couch with a lightly dressed and very tipsy horny woman. Minor chit chat about my lack of sexual experience and then:
A tit came out of clothes…
It went into my mouth…
The rest of her clothes disappeared…
Then mine did…
Stuff got sucked…
Stuff got licked…
I journeyed into heaven for the first time…
I was told to stop being so gentle…
Then she made some really really nice sounds…
And FINALLY!!!
THAT moment arrived!!!
And so did I!
I am pretty sure I heard my toes crack!
I think the arm of her couch did too!
She snoozed.
I let myself out.
(okay I lied, she was almost a FEW TIMES my age…)
But that first one will ALWAYS be memorable…
11 comments:
See the water is just fine once you step in and let it wash over you!
That was GREAT! I am glad you shared it! The next one will be a peice of cake...smile!
I wish an older woman would've turned me out my first time...lucky bastardo LOL
ohhh my goodness I was cracking the hell up over here
you heard your toes crack huh,lol
too cute, i aint mad at ya player,lol
such humble beginnings indeed.
I bet there is at least one woman who thanks that tipsy woman for her deflowering efforts huh?
Good story by the way!
13 and she was 16
@ Lovebabz - I am glad I shared it too. Although upon the reread I realize there was a slight under exaggeration that I left out that I mentioned at the end. I may have to edit it a touch... And yes, the "water" is fine!
@ Andre - LMAO @ lucky bastardo!
@ Creamy - Yeah. I thought I might have broken one or two! But I seemed to be walking okay afterward with a bit of bounce in my step!
@ Jaila - Yeah, I can think of one or two women who might send cards or flowers...
@ Torrance - Watch out there now Antwone Fisher!
Sounds like it was better and more fun than my first time. I second the lucky bastard comment. Hell, I wish I could find a drunken chick...that wasn't a raging alcoholic. LOL!
Very nice retelling of "the first time". I wonder how she acted the next time she saw you? Or was she so tipsy that she didn't remember?
Again, that was good.
oh wow... got broke in by an older woman!
@ Freaky - Yeah. It seems she was only a weekend alcoholic!
@ Ladylee - No. She was not that tipsy. And she not only remembered, but um... "refreshed" here memory on a couple of occasions...
@ Pajnstl - Yep!
These kind of stories freak me the hell out.
Post a Comment