Friday, August 1, 2008

In Search of Good Pussy

I was thinking, like I often do, and the thought occurred to me that there is no way to tell if a woman has good pussy or not. Before you go to thinking, isn’t he married, kick that to the side and just work with me for a minute. Trying to come up with an interesting blog post isn’t always what it’s cracked up to be, so sometimes you have to venture to remote regions.

So like I was saying, a woman can look at a brother’s hands or his feet or check his trouser imprint to determine if he is bringing the heat or not. But what can a man do? We are forced to sample the goods in order to make the determination of whether we have lemons or lemonade, you know, that refreshing drink. Anyway, it’s hard to look at a lady and determine on face value if she's got what you desire. Even if she has a mean walk it doesn’t equate to a good time. Even as I scroll back through my mind I can’t think of one thing that stands out about finding good pussy. I’ve heard a lot of stuff and I can’t say that any of it is beyond anecdotal ramblings, but it is interesting enough to toss around. So, since you are here, tell me your thoughts and in the meantime here are a few things I’ve heard over the years – in no specific order.

1. Drop dead gorgeous women can’t fuck for shit.
2. Skinny women have the capacity to take on more dick than most.
3. Just because she got big lips don’t mean she can give good head or be willing to for that matter.
4. Big asses don’t equate to good pussy.
5. Darker women don’t need as much lubrication as lighter women (you know that whole darker the berry, the sweeter the juice stuff.)
6. Just because she talks a good game doesn’t mean she can deliver.


See what I mean -- all generalities or are they. Can you add some light in the search for good pussy? Something that will keep guys from being the dogs they get accused of being. If somebody would show the SINGLE guys (did I redeem myself?) how to get what they want then maybe men would stop hitting and quitting.

14 comments:

n0days0ff said...

1. Drop dead gorgeous women can’t fuck for shit.


yeah but they keep you harder just at the sight of them so it all evens out.if you turn off word verification youd get more comments

Judy D. said...

i hear that gurls with a gap have good nana as well

Judy D. said...

oh! and sometimes u can see the imprint of the phatness of it with tight pants...

btw, them generalities about men are also off

The Second Sixty-Eight said...

You know I had some thoughts on this a couple of months ago. Wrote a song about it. Like to hear it? Here it go!

Babz Rawls Ivy said...

WOW!

This is good food for thought...
When you lay it out like that, then you can see how men are often portrayed as dogs...not defending bad behaviour mind you...but one does have to wonder.

All pussy ain't the same...which I never really thought about, but now that I do, yes I can see that.

Lance said...

good post bruh rich...

don't forget zodiac signs....a lotta scorpio women out there think their pussy is gold!!!

well...ya kno', cum to think of it

put a feather in yo' weave scorpio women...lol

just kiddin' y'all...

this is what i believe...
it ain't what you see, it's what YOU make of it.

that could be wif anything subjective or objective in life.

think about it.... ;-P

clnmike said...

1. Drop dead gorgeous women can’t fuck for shit.

That is 100% correct, and in fact ugly women will break your back.


2. Skinny women have the capacity to take on more dick than most.

Correct again.

3. Just because she got big lips don’t mean she can give good head or be willing to for that matter.

Thats a waste right there that like some one being 7 feet tall and dont know how rto play basket ball, it's like whta the hell you got it for?

4. Big asses don’t equate to good pussy.
True but it looks good as hell during sex.

5. Darker women don’t need as much lubrication as lighter women (you know that whole darker the berry, the sweeter the juice stuff.)

Correct, I have no idea why, but you can go surfing in that joint.

6. Just because she talks a good game doesn’t mean she can deliver.

Thats for everybody.

A way I like to see if a woman is going to be good in bed is to see how she eats her food, if she tears it up like she has been starving or raised by wolves that a sure sign she is good in the bed.

If she picks at it than I know she is lousy.

RealHustla said...

None of these items make any sense to me. But that last comment did...

"A way I like to see if a woman is going to be good in bed is to see how she eats her food, if she tears it up like she has been starving or raised by wolves that a sure sign she is good in the bed.

If she picks at it than I know she is lousy."

...because he speaks about her personality. You hungry, and you gotta eat. Now ain't the time to be looking cute. Women who pick at their food are more likely to be grossed out by big black veinny looking throbby things with curly hairs at the base.

There are also tons of other personality traits (and NOT necessarily sensual) that may be a good indicator of how that person is in bed.

Undeniably...Deep aka Tina-B said...

Curious to know why they think light skinned women aren't as wet as darker skinned women?

I'm on the lighter side, and i've always been told I run lke a faucet. Maybe that's just me.

Now, another point...ALL pussy is good pussy! Sum pussy is just meant for certain types of men. Why does pussy have to be the anatagonist? Why is it our faults? Ever think that ya dick is the problem?

I'm so PRO-pussy but not Anti-dick in the least. I just think it takes a certain man to fill her in.

Eb the Celeb said...

So not true... the feet test has done me dirty a couple times... very disapointing... and just because you see a substantial trouser imprint doesnt mean he knows how to work it

Eb the Celeb said...

I say God should have made ya'll dick on ya chin like they said in the movie love jones...lol

CapCity said...

good thang u posted this whilst I was away cuz i blow all those stereotypes about beautiful, big butt women out the watah. not braggin' - just humbly repeating what I've been told...

CapCity said...

P.S. - NONE of those dayum tests work for men (hands, feet, etc. = B.S. - i WILL say that SKINNY men tend to PUT IT DOWN!!) - i've been disappointed more than a woman should have been - cuz size & skill DO indeed MATTER!! (hmmmm, may have to do a size post;-)

Tafari said...

You can mos def tell if a woman can make it happen by the game that spit.

In my past, the freaky ones put it out there & let me know what was up. The marginal to ok conversational women were blah & were blah in bed.

The real test is to ask them to them to masturbate in front of you!

Bygbaby