Long version: My vibrators aren't doing it for me anymore and that ain't good for the home team. I have 3 of them, each special in his own way.
1. Edward - has clitoral and anal stimulation, plus rotating penis
2. Charles - has clitoral stimulation and rotating penis
3. Oscar - is for clitoral stimulation only
They have served me well. I have loved each of them in their own special way. I keep them warm in that special place where they are protected from prying eyes and hands; I gently bathe them after each use; and they have even seen other parts of the country. I regularly change their batteries and have stood up for them as men have berated their place in my heart, bed or pussy. Alas, I'm not finding our relationships as stimulating (literally speaking) as I once did.
I'm considering another option, taking my masturbation hi-tech with the OhMiBod. Almost everything else in my life is hi-tech, shouldn't my vibrator be as well?
I hope that Edward, Charles and Oscar will welcome Max into the family. I'm not kicking anyone to the curb, I'm only increasing my options and bringing my routine into the 21st century. They will all have to learn to work and play well together.pe
Do y'all have multiple vibrators? Do you have a favorite or recommendations?
PS: The names used in this post have been changed to protect the innocent (wink).
7 comments:
Ah Toys! Never too old for toys.
I have two: Ole Faithful, who never fails me. He's big and bulky, just like I like it. Then there's Lil' Bit who gets right to the point but is so battery-needy.
I have multiples but my favorite is the G-Twist Vibe from Good Vibrations (goodvibes.com) whom is affectionately named "Herbert".
My friends and I all purchased this vibrator at the same time and we all call him "Herbert". We all have custom made "Herbert boxes" for him to live in. Mine is even outfitted with mood lighting! LOL.
I highly recommend the G-Twist Vibe! Highly!
i only have one his name is Jeremy. he's really good to me the only one i can rely on!!!
I had no idea yall gave them names.
@clnmike - Brother stick around and learn.;)
I have a toy box with several different toys but, the bullet happens to be my favorite. I've bought so many different bullets, different brands, covered, uncovered, but, the bullet is always #1 on my list. Then again everyone is different. I often find that the bullet along with my favorite dildo is always better than any contraption with multiple functions. That ohmyibod looks hella interesting tho!
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