RADIO INTERVIEW WITH CLIT...

Radio Interview with Clit

Host: Morning listeners, Sista GP here, we have a special guest in the house today, who's extremely unique and powerful. I won't say much more and let our guest begin.

Guest: Hello. Let me introduce myself. My name is Clitoris, but most call me Clit. You may have heard of me. I've been apart of woman ever since she first appeared on this earth. I may be minuscule in comparison to other parts of woman and I may not be vital to sustain her life, but my job plays an important role in her emotional state of mind.

Host: Oh, please tell us about your job. How do you feel about it? Guest: I love my job. It's not complicated and I never work alone. All I have to do is give pleasure to woman. I do not have any specific rules. I have free reign as to how to do my work. I do need stimulation to get me ready for work. Until then, I just wait around and let other parts of woman do their thing. When it's my time, I'm "numero uno" and take control of her.

Host: Don't you think that's kind of arrogant? Guest: No, like I said, it is my job. I am like the leader. I work with blood, muscle, and a bunch of nerves. We are a team and work well together. As I am stimulated, blood engorges me. And when I am working, the nerves send pleasure senses throughout woman. Well, muscle, it contracts anytime, anywhere. It needs woman to maintain proper potassium and water consumption. Host: What types of stimulation do you need?

Guest: It varies; could be by direct or indirect contact. You look confused. Let me explain. I am connected to a lot of nerves in woman. If any of them are stimulated, I am too. To list a few: earlobe, neck, throat, chest, nipple, navel, and especially inner thigh. Sometimes it's like a partnership, we stimulate each other, especially with nipples. We have a unique relationship. Well also with vagina, but that is an entire interview by itself. There are several types is direct stimulation. Delicate strokes by finger works, or some use artificial or mechanical instruments. I do my best work when my substance is partaken. It's my favorite. There's nothing like it. It's all natural. I believe you know what I mean.

Host: Oh, um, yes, I do. So, uh, sorry our time is nearing its end. Clit, do you have any closing words?

Guest: Yes, Sista GP, thank you for your time today. As you may tell, I'm rather private and don't get to speak out, although woman does for me. To your listeners, if you are in the neighborhood, stop by for a visit. You will always be welcomed.

Host: Clit, you're welcome. We are glad you took the time to be with us today. We must do this again and why don't you bring vagina along? You hinted earlier.

Guest: Sure, vagina is very friendly and would love to come anytime.

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