Pussy: The ultimate stimulus package

With all the discussions going on regarded the economic downturn and trouble in the markets it made me consider what the ultimate stimulus package would consist of. The answer came quicker than me in high school; Pussy.

Pussy will make a man provide for his family, get up after a night of binge drinking and head to work, make a man don a tie and head out for a job interview he knows he is not qualified for. Pussy makes everything "alright" and reduces stress, anxiety and concern in men thus affecting the economic outlook on Wall Street. Trust me, if before heading to work an analyst got some bombass morning Pussy before taking the A-train downtown to work he would be motivated to remain neutral on Lehman Brothers instead of downgrading it thus avoiding spooking the market. Pussy; the ultimate stimulus package.

If I was apart of the new Obama administration I would quickly vet a candidate for Chief of Pussy Economics. The new candidate would be responsible for reviewing the level of Pussy flow in the market and ensuring consistent, quality Pussy. Women would receive large tax deductions for increased Pussy contributions. Women would be reminded however they need the social security number of their partner for verification. This is to prevent Pussy fraud; men lying their ass off on how much Pussy they get. Rebate checks would be sent out and women would be encouraged to spend it on Pussy maintenance activities to keep our highest valued equity intact....and smelling like spring daises on a Oregon plain. Pussy; the ultimate stimulus package.

The Pussy G8 summit held in New York would convene all types of women to discuss exactly what makes their Pussy great and their responsibility to maintain Pussy free flow. Representatives of all walks of life, young and old, hairy and bald, deep and shallow would attend thus reflecting the diversity of the market. Pussy; the ultimate stimulus package.

Pussy would quell unrest in middle east countries. Palestinians would lay down arms and reach for Pussy while Shiites and Muslims would celebrate together the origin of mankind. OPEC would increase oil production due to Pussy for oil exchange programs thus stabilizing energy prices worldwide. Hybrid cars would transport Pussy across this great nation. Pussy; the ultimate stimulus package.

So to Pussy I say, it is up to you. Years of mediocre Pussy and Pussy withdrawal have wreaked havoc on our markets, forced many men to experiment and reduced the potency of this great nation. I say thee Pussy rise up! Go forth and provide for both your man and your great nation.

This has been a post from Dallas Black at the invitation of pchats. I am simply tickled pink to be invited to post and participate. I have many more thoughts in my silly mind and if you would like me to continue to contribute, well simply yell "hell yea" and we can make it happen. Otherwise I thank you for your attention and wish your Pussy great success.

Much love, always respect.

Dallas Black
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