Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Random Pussy

It's funny how it takes random Pussy to remind you that...you are actually a pretty good fuck.

What is random Pussy? With random Pussy you had no real expectations or plans to get it, no investment, no serious consideration, no stress however you did know it was marinating under those jeans. This is the opposite of investment Pussy which suggests you have invested time, money and/or a combination of both. With investment Pussy you took the time to find out she has 2 other sisters, she is a Gemini, once lived in Prague, likes Pralines and gets off work early on Tuesdays. Investment Pussy can be great but it is random Pussy that has the potential to remind you that you are actually a good fuck.

Maybe it's the spontaneity of random Pussy, the throwing of clothes off the bed, the scrambling for the jimmy in your back pocket, a bra that actually comes loose without a wrench, the heavy breathing complimented only by the whirl of a ceiling fan and a dim lamp that makes it so great. The "roll over and exhale" followed by a chuckle as you wonder "Fuck, where did I put my phone?". Yes, indeed it takes random Pussy to remind you that ya know.....you are actually a decent fuck...

5 comments:

Babz Rawls Ivy said...

Oh a delicious post!

I am not so sure about random DICK though...big roll of the dice...hhhm.

CapCity said...

How about SPONTANEOUS Invested Dick? I know: the females "guide" to a happy medium! LOL;-)

Babz Rawls Ivy said...

Capcity YOU CRACK ME UP! LOL! My sides hurt from laughing to hard!

Monique said...

Dallas, great post. CapCity, you are a mess! But I feel you though.

Shannon said...

Agreed, random dick can be a 50/50 proposition; however, its usually on random from the guys point of view. Sistas tend to know in the earliest stages of meeting someone, whether there's any chance of randomness at all.