Talking to a girlfriend the other day, I was struck by her surprise that I had more than one BOB (battery operated boyfriend). She said she had one, it was enough and it suited her fine. I then said that each BOB has its own personality and circumstances depended on which one I used at what time. I have one for travel, one for use with a RAM (real ass man) and then some MOBs (manually operated boyfriends), and these are not mutually exclusive uses, as my mood dictates what I may use when alone. So I ask you, how many BOBs do you have?
Saturday, November 15, 2008
Toy Inventory
Talking to a girlfriend the other day, I was struck by her surprise that I had more than one BOB (battery operated boyfriend). She said she had one, it was enough and it suited her fine. I then said that each BOB has its own personality and circumstances depended on which one I used at what time. I have one for travel, one for use with a RAM (real ass man) and then some MOBs (manually operated boyfriends), and these are not mutually exclusive uses, as my mood dictates what I may use when alone. So I ask you, how many BOBs do you have?
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That makes sense when you explain it like that, but what do you mean by RAM?
Ummmm...several. I have a dual action, a G-spot, one with a suction cup thingy (it has changeable heads), a little one for travel, one which pulses to my iPod, and a beautiful classic glass dildo. There are also a couple of others that have been retired. Can ya tell I'm single? ;) I love them enough that I just became a Pure Romance consultant. Now I can get those beauties at cost! Hehe...
TOYS!
I have a beautiful glass toy...Man that thing is a work of art. I have the rabbit with the pearls in it that rotate. I have a little bullit thing which is good on the clit.
And I have some cleopatra's secret cream...Oh I love that stuff...just a dab will do ya!
I am asking Santa for something new...don't know what.
RAM= Real Ass Man.
clnmike
A RAM is a Real Ass Man, not a BOB.
Whew, for a second there I thought there was a hidden meaning for that.
i dont have toys, but is it cool for a woman to have them and if i man had toys, would a woman be cool with that or have a double standard
Torrance,
No double standard here. Anything that is gonna bring pleasure and increase the intensity of the experience is fair game and WONDERFUL.
I have two
I used to have a whole collection of grown folks toys, but last year I cleaned out the toy box. Do you know how funny that was making sure my son didn't see them in the trash. Land fill got some funny shit in that bag!
I now have a favorite BOB and a few others in the toy box among other things...
2... I have a vibrator and a clit pump
A clit pump?! What da Hayl? Of course I googled it - that shyt looked painful, Eb!
none for me, thanx - they have yet to invent a warm blooded life-sized man who'll hug me after I climax ... & do everything ELSE I want & need! LOL! But, it's a learning experience to read about all of yours!
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