Funny Pussy Situations

"The reinsert"

Ladies, we always appreciate your help on the reinsert. Especially when it is dark, we are a 1/5 of Crown Royal down and you are wetter than Raging Waters. However, please realize that those fake nails at the base of Petey Pablo can feel like Wolverine on our most sacred of parts. Go easy weezy.

The "ooh this feels so good the jimmy MUST have come off"

Nothing can be more distracting than being in some excellent Grade A Pussy and you keep thinking "wait, the condom must have slipped off because this here is feeling way too good. It is distracting and can ruin a great Pussy collision. We end up pulling out to make sure the glove is still intact while hot Pussy gets cold. Damn Gina!

The "close your legs, be still, let me ride" moment

When you are on your back and a girl of decent height is riding you it is essential to keep your thighs together so she can get optimal insertion. I have been slapped in the head a few times when she is riding and close to Nirvana and in my efforts to try to get her there I spread my legs and she loses all concentration. My lesson learned? My role is to lay back, shut the fuck up, remain erect and let her play Pole Position until she crosses the finish line. Easier said than done.

Ladies, we do appreciate the "post fuck towelette".

I always thought it was cute when my ex would get up and get a warm towel and graciously present it to me while I stared at the ceiling fan out of breath. It is indeed much appreciated ladies. Warm water on a W Hotel Collection hand towel is best...HA. Hey, when you eat chicken at KFC you demand a towelette...why not after sex?

This has been another silly yet hopefully insightful post from Dallas Black. Watch out now!

Dallas Black
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