Cooking with Cum

So there's this book out Natural Harvest : A collection of Semen based recipes.

Here is the book's description:
Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!


Here are a couple of the dishes :

Man made Oysters


Next up are the ever so delectable Creamy Cum Crepes where only 2 tablespoons of semen is all it takes.

And to wash it all down... why not have an Almost White Russian2 oz Vodka
1 oz Coffee Liqueur
1/2 oz Semen
creme or milk
ice cubes

Pour vodka, semen, and coffee liqueur over ice cubes and top up the glass with creme or milk.



For more information and hilarious comments from happy customers... you can go here.


In the comments who either would make or taste when someone else has made one of these dishes? Personally I feel they should make them for men. I mean their the ones losing all their so called nutrients. I take vitamins everyday so I'm good in the nutrient department.