Wednesday, August 4, 2010

ahhh..... veggie porn



i've been meaning to post these pictures and then discuss the ramifications of them, and my gardening in general, for at least a month now, feeling like this is the place i'd get proper understanding.

i've started a little garden a few months back and i am truly amazed at how often i see sexual sensuality in it. some days it's down right veggie porn. and fortunately , dear hubby is the primary beneficiary of my outdoor activities.

** yes, those are two flies getting down **
and it was pretty erotic!

so just last friday i went out to water and do some pruning, general fiddling around and saw some truly stimulating things having to do with some cherry tomatoes being wet (sorry, no pictures!)..... well, i gave my 8 year old ladybug (our daughter) the t.v. remote control and told her she could watch whatever she wanted for 20 minutes (don't worry, we have parental controls on it), and that mommy had to go have "a long happy talk with daddy" and had to "show him some important things". she didn't hear a word i said because she was just thrilled that she got the remote, no strings attached!

i don't need to tell you how it went down. hopefully he'll put 2 and 2 together and realized just what the hell's going on while i'm out there.... i hope!

ptb

2 comments:

Babz Rawls Ivy said...

LOL! Oh You naughty, naughty girl!

We LOVE veggie porn! This is really good LOL!

CapCity said...

Ahhhhh, Yes - Gotta Luv "the Birds & the Bees" ;-)