Monday, April 23, 2012

TOO MUCH OF A GOOD THING


…OR MAYBE IT ISN'T!

I remember becoming acquainted with the word “priapism” long before the erectile dysfunction commercials became ubiquitous on television screen and the drug began being advertised in national publications.  For me it was the result of something that a lot of cats would think was less a problem than it was a burden.  And with me being cut the way I am regarding life, it doesn’t bother me as much as it might bother a partner.
                           
I fake orgasms.  That’s right, I act like I have reached a climax and then meditate for the post-coital lull, and return to flaccidity.  Strange, I know, and the odd thing about it is that I never had a voracious appetite.  I mean, I did “get mine, yours, and someone else’s”, but that is in aggregate, sheer numbers.  But even in the variety, nothing seemed to “set me off”, no particular act or position.

When Nebraska and I first hooked up, there we had the “new car smell” sex that is to be expected the first time you sleep with someone you are unfamiliar with.  Then after I arrived in Omaha, we had a couple of “misfires”, being that from about ’06 to now, I have had sex about 50 times total, and about 20 times less than that when we began sleeping with each other. 

At first, I was kind of happy that I had what I had been calling, “misfires”, because I thought it was strange not to be able to “bust a nut” on command, or for my partner to do her “voodoo” and make me spill my seed.  But once my body “remembered” how it operates, well…

The last time Nebraska and I had sex, she was able to reach a climax.  Like other women I have been with, she had claimed that it was notoriously difficult for a man to make her cum.  With her having experience orgasm, she then began to move around and caress my body, with the goal of stimulating me and having me cum inside of her (we used protection).  Now that episode took place prior to January 28th of this year, because the last time we could stand to be in each other’s company was when we went to see the film “The Artist”.  We did hook up New Year’s, so this must have occurred between those two dates.

Anywho, she really was “putting it on a brother”, only thing was the dick that would not co-operate!  I got excited, did the thrusting thingy and collapsed as though I had came inside of her.  Then I relaxed and took my mind away from where I was physically, and let my member go soft (which is not the same as flaccid!).  I got out of bed and disposed of the used condom and spritzed off the residue and relaxed beside her. 

Now it isn’t like we were ever fucking regularly, much less with any frequency.  But once my body knew that it was going to be called on, it did what it normally does.  Now, it isn’t like I am super-well endowed or anything.  I figure that I have to at least be average-to-slightly-above.  No one has ever said that I wasn’t big enough (though I did have one woman mentioning self-depreciatingly that she thought she had a “big pussy”) or complained to me about anything.  As far as my ego is concerned, even if someone told me that I was small, as long as they called me back or the next one was satisfied, I was good.

As my goal with a woman has always been to make sure that “she got hers”.  I never really concentrated on busting my nut.  It never made me no nevermind, as men don’t even need to be awake to orgasm.  But now, I have not encountered women who were selfish in bed, concerned their needs and worrying about whether or not it lasts or whatever.  Nebraska, with her attention to my pleasure and the “New Miss What’s Happenin’”, it has grown to a level of concern.

We have only gotten at one another a total of 6 times in the seven months that we have known one another.  Our first time together was back in October of last year, when she sucked me off, which was a doubly pleasant surprise.  We’d get have three more encounters before Thanksgiving, which was when she suddenly stopped our relationship.  But because I liked her and we had only had positive encounters to go on, I did not put her in the “penalty box” that Nebraska has seemingly built a permanent residence in.  Anywho…

Since the New Miss has popped back into my life around Valentine’s Day, we have hooked up twice.  The first was a standard, relaxed sexual encounter (can’t say we made love just yet… but we are close to doing just that), and we both were able to pop our corks twice.  Then came this past weekend, or should I say “it DIDN’T come” this past weekend.

The New Miss is a straight-up freak.  I while I don’t want to imagine what she is down with, what I have confirmed is more than enough for me to establish that she has a freak flag.  And I am cool with that!  But here is the rub… we had a session yesterday and we made a mess of the bed except…

Did I mention that the New Miss is a freak?  She wanted me to blow my spunk on her face and she gave a blow job that prolly would have sucked the skin off a grape and still left it round.  I wanted to see my jizz on her face as well, except that…

Now this crap was fun in my twenties and what not, banging the hell out of women and having them call my name or whoever was on their mind at the time, but now… if mature, comfortable with their sexuality women are now judging themselves on making ME bust loose in their mouths and wherever else they want to see my cum, I have to figure this thing out!

Anywho, maybe someone has a suggestion I could pass on to a sister on the sneak tip, so they won’t think that they are not satisfying me?  Weird, I know, but hey, it also is what it is!



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