Monday, June 2, 2008

Lil Wayne is the Pussy Monster

So I went to Hot 97's summer jam last night and I have been scouring the net all day looking for video of lil Wayne performing Pussy Monster and I cant find it anywhere. He had the nerve to lay down on his back and stroke the air which was priceless. I did find this video on youtube but it doesn't have the same sexiness of his performance that he did last night. Anyway, turn ya speakers up and listen to the lyrics closely.


My favorite parts are:

1. Girl you cold, let me suck out ya flu

2. I remove my spoon and suck your juice

3. When I lick my top lip I can still smell you

4. When I swallow my spit I can still taste you

5. I can make the pussy start crying baby


I don't think Lil' Wayne is cute at all, but the panties were most definitely wet when he got off stage as I reminisced about the pussy monsters I've had in my life. Trust I am NOT afraid of any PUSSY monsters and welcome them. I remember when I first moved from NY to NC for college and the first night I went out a guy walks up to me in the club and whispers in my ear "I just want to eat it. I don't wanna F8ck, I just wanna eat it." At 18 years old I was so disgusted. Back then, every man in new york acted like they didn't go down on women, so this what a huge shock to me. I didn't even know what to do, or what to say. Needless to say, I got used to the idea of guys just wanting to eat it...

~Eb the Celeb aka Renaissance Black Woman

7 comments:

Babz Rawls Ivy said...

Oh EB,

How cool is this! I have no idea who Lil Wayne is...but I like that he penned a song about my favorite subject!

Girl you bring up some memories. Imagine if someone would have prepared us for our pussy in way that was empowering and de-mystifying.

I love this post!

Lance said...

i 'membA back in the day. high school....the 80's....pussy eatin' seemed to be relegated to white folks from france. typical euro-trash stuff. ova here, bruddas were keen on laying the hi-hard one on and/or the kick-starter of uno, dos finga fugg'n.

lickin' ol' gurl just wasn't happen...or so it was tossed around verbally by the boys. but for me, it a MUST!

and for all you fellas that DON'T taste your woman's goodies.....

don't let me get to her. (;-P~~~

CapCity said...

i get it - like da cookie monster! LOL! at first i was like - ewww, cuz i think li'l wayne looks a li'l too monster-ish...but i hear the young girlz can't get enough of him...they can't ALL be wrong;-). LOL!

soumynona said...

Cap is toooo funny
You know me and lil weezy about to have a falling out bc his game is watered down now that he is mainstream but its all good I still got his older stuff and underground flows
NEway, he's wildin on this song!!
You already know my feelings about this topic

CapCity said...

uh, Sou - we haven't heard u express your thoughts here - so pull up a chair & refresh my pussy's memory ... & I mean that in the most luving & respectful way;-)

Eb the Celeb said...

yes... do refresh our memory blog hubby...lol

Just Kel said...

EB, EB, EB,

I got tears of sexual frustration in my eyes and wet panties!!!

"I wanna be the worm in your apple butt".

Thank you for finding this song. I absolutely love it! I'm not a Lil Wayne fan really. I like him from afar but this song is on point.