Monday, June 2, 2008

I Love Pussy

I’ve spent my entire adult life studying Pussy. Even as a youngster, my fascination with Pussy made me very different from other boys. I was exposed to Pussy at a very early age, and the way it happened wasn’t very good. I was only 5 years old and it left me feeling scared and traumatized. 3 years later, when I was again used for the sexual gratification of an older female, I was left feeling inadequate. I’ve heard of many boys going through similar abuse, becoming sexually confused and ultimately going gay. Not me. The way my brain works, I just saw it as a challenge. At age 8, I decided that I would grow up to be the greatest lover in the world. But I was scared to death of the power of the Pussy. I realized that if I was ever to face Pussy again and stand any chance of cuming out on top (pun intended,) I needed knowledge. So I was that kid in Sex Ed who sat in front and shushed the class when they started to giggle when the teacher said “vagina”. Even today, I still get annoyed when adults giggle at the slightest sexual reference in a presentation. Sex to me is very serious business. So I read everything from Masters and Johnson to Xaviera Hollander. I studied anatomy, psychology, pornography, romantic comedies, massage, kama sutra, aromatherapy, tantra, you name it, everything and anything that would give me some insight into Pussy. Finally, at age 19, I was ready for battle.

Sadly, I took the analogy of conquest literally. I practiced techniques that up until then had only been theory and developed new techniques of my own. I was so successful that in the end, I left piles of quivering flesh in my wake, scores of notches in my belt, my phone ringing off the hook with booty call requests, yet alone because I was unable to achieve any real intimacy. My story is told in my book Lovers Anonymous.

Finally I saw the light and over the past 12 years, I’ve been getting reacquainted with Pussy. I’m very happy and enjoy a healthy relationship with Pussy. Pussy doesn’t just comfort me, it undoes the damage I did to myself and restores me to positive manhood. Pussy is my best friend. Women have always been drawn to me and my power, as much I have been drawn to them and theirs. But today I celebrate Pussy. My contribution to this blog will center on my love, respect, and admiration of all things Pussy. So who am I? Just a man who loves "his" Pussy.


Peace and Love,

Text and Photo: Copyright © 2008 Xavier Pierre Jr. All rights reserved.

12 comments:

Babz Rawls Ivy said...

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

If anyone is looking for me...I'll be in the refrigerator! After I take a ice shower. After I drink some ice water, after I get up off the floor after I stop salavating from this photo after I get up from my computer, after I quit fantasizing about PUSSY being loved like this!

Xave said...

@Love: LOL Stop it!

XOX

CapCity said...

AAAAaaaaaaah - Maxwell's whenever, wherever whatever was the PURRRRfect accompaniment to this post...*SIGH*

This took me back to the Brother in my past who I suggested write an instruction book. That Brother was so passionate and skilled I almost wanted to share him just to "show" my girlfriends what a REAL GOOD Brother was like. Unfortunately, he RARELY spoke and it drove me UP the WALL that we never had conversations. LITERALLY. I can laugh now: either he was Driving me up the wall with his silence -or- making me CLIMB the walls with his skills! LOL! After seven years I had to move on. Now I know what kind of intimate skills my husband needs in addition to the intellectual skill of making love to my mind;-).

the old me said...

I will come back and comment after I take a quick break to put my big girl panties on

Lance said...

"clap, clap, clap"...well said, bruh Z. well said.

Eb the Celeb said...

That is the most eloquently ode to pussy that I have ever read in my life

fav line "Pussy doesn’t just comfort me, it undoes the damage I did to myself and restores me to positive manhood."

and that pic... that pic is art at its finest.

Sharon shares said...

Hey Zay,
Men like you ALMOST make me change my perspective on cloning...got any extra DNA?! :)

angela said...

oh zay, oh zay. oo-ooo-ooh.... i'm with u babz. now if i were a man, and felt the way i feel as a woman about pussy, then what i would write would have the same feeling and soul and tangibleness. umpf. gowan boy, let the healing begin.

ptb

Xave said...

@Cap: Yeah man, your ex-dude sounds like my first wife; three years of the best sex I ever had. But it was all we had. Still, that was some sweet Pussy.

@Old me: LOL, I’ll be right waiting for you :-)

@Lance: Thank you sir.

@Eb: WOW, Thanks sis. Glad you liked it.

@Sharon: Well, I gave up spreading my DNA about 10 years ago. Shit, I was giving free samples like candy. LOL

@Princess: After having read your post, that means a whole lot!

Peace and Love,

Alize

Ms Smack said...

..............wow

Xave said...

@MsSmack: Does that mean you approve? :-)

Peace and Love

Ali's Zay

Babz Rawls Ivy said...

Ahh I ma still taking an ice shower and drinking ice water...It is HOT up in HERE! and I LOVE IT!