Making Music With My Mouth

Eating Pussy is like a Hit Song

Intro: Ever been in the club and heard the first few bars of a song and jumped up screaming, “That’s my jam?” Even if it was the first time you ever heard the song, you could tell from the intro that it was going to be a banger. Eating pussy well is the same way. You’ve got to build up anticipation and let her know that you know what you are doing. You can’t put your face between a woman’s legs and start licking and sucking. Most women aren’t built like that. You’ve got to start by kissing…her lips, her neck, her breasts, her stomach, the inside of her thighs and then you can kiss her pussy. Apply gentle kisses to the outer vagina and lick the lips. Stop. Move to another area and do the same thing. Erratic movements confuse the nerves as the touches become unexpected; the pleasure increases.

Verse: The beat has you on the dance floor but it’s the first verse of the song that will keep you listening to it repeatedly. Repeat performance is the goal, right? Verse number one is all about beginning the story and developing characters. That is exactly what you want to do here. Let her know what role you are playing, lusty pussy monster that can’t get enough of her sweetness (think Cookie Monster with a bag of Chips Ahoy) or submissive boy toy that is there simply to please her. Nothing wrong with either one just establish one for that session. You can switch up next time. While continuing everything from the Intro, you can introduce a little finger play just to increase her wetness. Tease her with it. Remember to keep the nerves confused. This is also the time for you to start licking and sucking on her clit. Circular, Corkscrew, Shallow, Deep…..Repeat…..In Reverse….Just have fun with it.
Chorus: By the time you reach the chorus of a good song, you are already anticipating how it’s going to end. Slow down! We are going to get to that point. Right now is when she catches her breath because you are about to take her even higher. Ease up gradually. You want to keep her completely aroused but not ready to cum yet.

Verse: Second verse. By now you should know if you’ve got a hit or not. Her head is back on the pillow. Eyes closed. Biting her lip. Moaning. Groaning. She should start grabbing the back of your head and pulling you closer. Build on everything that you’ve been doing. Go harder and deeper. If you are not getting this reaction then you are on the negative end of a Kiss It or Diss It request. Immediately put the dick in and try to save face.

Chorus: Slow it down again. She might even protest this time. Stop.

Bridge: This part of a song is all about prolonging the joy that you are feeling. Ever notice that this is the point of the song where you always rewind? The key to eating good pussy is to bring her near orgasm as many times as you can before allowing her to have a release. Each time she gets closer, she reaches a higher level of arousal faster and easier than before. You need to change it up. Besides, you’ve been down there for about twenty minutes already. Come up for a kiss. Caress and play with her nipples. Stay close though. The energy between your bodies will keep her aroused. Don’t let this last too long. You’ve got to keep momentum.

Verse: The final verse is almost a repeat of the first verse. Re-establish the storyline. Anything that you’ve done so far that has received a positive response should be repeated now. Focus on the clit. If she likes to have a finger inserted, play with her G-spot. Every woman is different, but if you curl your finger slightly and start a come here motion, she should feel even more pleasure.

Chorus (2 xs): The final chorus is what everybody will be singing in the shower or while driving down the street without even thinking about it. Remember Lean Back by Fat Joe. You probably can’t recite one verse but the chorus was the shit. Baby should be ready now. You’ve teased her, played with her, built her up, and even let her down. It’s time for her to cum. Pull out all the stops. Go deeper and faster than before. As she starts to release, continue what you are doing.

Fade-out or Outro: As the beat fades out, she knows if that is her new favorite song or one that she could care less if she ever hears again. Kiss the outer lips of her pussy and move up to kiss her. She should be thankful and relaxed. Give her some time to cuddle and prepare to reap your reward.

So ladies, is that your song?