Tuesday, July 8, 2008

POMEGRANATE PUSSY...

Our Blog Brother, the veritable and very raw Dr. Torrance Stephens posted this little ditty over at his site Raw Dawg Buffalo

I had no choice but to ask him if he would allow us to post it here...where it rightfully belongs! Of course he graciously said yes...Thanks All-Mi-T!

Pomegranate Pussy indeed...ENJOY!

First I would like to apologize for the title, but the rectitude’s of my sexuality have gotten the best of me for the time being, so forgive me, As a man I have desires, needs, wants, passions and penchants that, let us say, define my spiritual exchange with women. This exchange is mandatory in my view and mandatory preferably to the extent of at least 5 times a day. I acknowledge this in the simplest of terms for when I go to sleep I am rigid against my navel and I wake up the same way.

Prior to this vacuous state, I was involved and albeit the object of such stimulation stimulated me, even to the point of every time I drove my vehicle orally and to the end result of child. She had an epiphany and made a promise to God – so she said, not to have any such activity until across the ubiquitous broom. I believed her. But this is not the point. The point is that I have desires, needs, wants, passions and penchants.

I can never be with a woman, another woman that doesn’t want to French, Kiss, swallow manhood, or even let me lick the kitty. Yep, Before had one that said they were disgusting and for dogs – so I barked.

Yep, I’m writing about expectations, and I ain't afraid to say what I expect when a woman deals with folk. I’m man all man, and don’t get mad if I feel like dreaming about the Orion nebula when I’m getting throat, or if I take a liking to long slow stroking your eyeballs into submission. Don’t get mad at me because I want to cut up apples and sprinkle cinnamon in your bath water or if I want to sprinkle cinnamon or ginger and honey on your nipples and lick them off. I’m just me, and if you down with folk, that means you like long thickness, deeply buried in the darkness of your soma, and wont even get mad if I cut open a Pomegranate, and place the seeds, in your wetness and retract them with my tongue – that’s passion, it ain't nasty. Let me stop.

11 comments:

Babz Rawls Ivy said...

Lance, where ever you are...this is a post with your name all over it! (smile)

All-Mi-T [Thought Crime] Rawdawgbuffalo said...

who is lance folk
good look
veritable lmbao
and dirty nooooooooooooo

Babz Rawls Ivy said...

NOT Dirty...DITTY! DITTY as in a charming piece of work!

The Second Sixty-Eight said...

Tell 'em how ya feel son!

Lance said...

here i is luvey....

doc laid down duh law on that one!

brilliant piece of work. i enjoyed the metaphors and the keepin' it real feel!!!

thanks for sharing!... ;-)

have you had sum pussy today?...lol

Babz Rawls Ivy said...

Hello Lance!

Ah hon, I own a pussy, it's with me everyday....

I knew you would enjoy this!

Samson said...

That post = manly rawr!

That was tight work for reals...

Lance said...

"Ah hon, I own a pussy, it's with me everyday...." - luvey

and may the FORCE continually be with you.... ;-P

Anonymous said...

Pomegranates are not the only fruit...

CapCity said...

As much as i like this peice - i must say i'm not looking forward to finding wayward pomegranate pits afterwards that were missed! LOLOLOL!!

I'm with Mutley - can we try another variety without so many "li'l" pits that can get lost up in Mama. Horseman - u ain't the only one sporting "size";-).

Monique said...

"wont even get mad if I cut open a Pomegranate, and place the seeds, in your wetness and retract them with my tongue – that’s passion, it ain't nasty."

You doggone right that's passion. Good grief...*fan myself*