Friday, March 26, 2010

Quirks & Idiosyncrasies

Are there some things you're reserving for that someone special?
Are there moves only your spouse or significant other will ever see?
Do you have some little quirks or idiosyncrasies that have to be carried out before you fuck?
  • Kelly won't let anyone in her ass unless they've dated for at least six months.

  • David won't eat a woman's pussy until he's satisfied that no one else is fucking her.

  • Sylvia will suck a guy's dick on the first date, but won't rim him until their 15th fucking.

  • Diane refuses to fuck unless the man is freshly showered.

  • If a woman is on her period, Charles avoids the pussy like the plague.

  • Jennifer will suck a dick seven days a week and twice on Sundays, but she won't let a man cum in her mouth.

  • Sheila's partners have to give her a golden shower before they have sex.

  • Kevin has a foot fetish and HAS to suck a woman's toes to get hard.

  • Amanda gets off with her dildo before she has sex.
And you??????

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