He flies in tomorrow morning.
Fuck, I got a bunch of things to do before he gets here...
- grocery shop - he's cooking a romantic dinner for us
- put mobile on vibrate - this is no booty-call weekend
- speaking of vibrate...buy batteries - he likes to watch
- wash clothes - gotta have the right outfit for him to take off of me
- change sheets - yeah, lets move that to the top of the list (don't ask, don't tell rule in play)
- shave - I think, is the one who likes a smooth pussy or a little grass growin'?
- restock condoms - oh shit, does he like the lambskin kind or is that...?
Playa Rule No. 10: If you can't remember the line-up, it's time to get out of the game. I may have to retire soon.
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I am still waiting at Arrivals - can't believe you forgot to pick me up....
This is funny. Take a deep breath, reset and then take it one thing at a time. And when it's all said and done, enjoy the attention.
Yeah any Playa worth her weight in M&M's knows when its time to turn in the little black book...or disc :)
LOL!
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