Playa Rule No. 10

He's almost here.
He flies in tomorrow morning.
Fuck, I got a bunch of things to do before he gets here...

• grocery shop - he's cooking a romantic dinner for us

• put mobile on vibrate - this is no booty-call weekend


• speaking of vibrate...buy batteries - he likes to watch

• wash clothes - gotta have the right outfit for him to take off of me


• change sheets - yeah, lets move that to the top of the list (don't ask, don't tell rule in play)


• shave - I think, is the one who likes a smooth pussy or a little grass growin'?
  


• restock condoms - oh shit, does he like the lambskin kind or is that...?

damn, damn, damn...I can't remember who likes what...I'm gettin' too old for this mess

Playa Rule No. 10: If you can't remember the line-up, it's time to get out of the game. I may have to retire soon.