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Friday, November 28, 2008

Holiday Sex

When I was in a relationship, or at least fucking someone on a regular, it was a-given that we would have holiday sex. What is holiday sex? For some it is the wonderful conclusion to a day of celebrating and sharing. Whether or not it is better than non-holiday sex is up for debate; however, holiday sex is a-given, almost obligatory in relationships.

Traditional Fucking Holidays:

New Year's Eve - bringing in the new year with a bang, even if you would prefer it be an out with the old and in the new kind of year

Valentine's Day - though not an official holiday, it is the official fuck day

St. Patrick's Day
- again, not an official holiday, it's the official drinking day & sex is a by-product

Memorial Day
- it's a 3-day weekend, of course there's gonna be sex

Independence Day
- the grilling, fireworks and patriotism, etc. is a strange and intoxicating aphrodisiac

Labor Day
- again, the 3-day weekend rule

Columbus Day
- the 3-day weekend rule is applicable here as well

Halloween
- like St. Patrick's Day, it is not an official holiday; however, adults get to indulge our costume and dress-up fantasies, while drinking and partying, thus fucking is a by-product

Veterans Day
- if you or your significant other have returned home from combat, it is one hellava fuck day, for the rest of us...not so much a celebrated one

Thanksgiving Day
- after all the cooking, eating, drinking, family and stress, a good fuck is the only thing left on the menu, especially if you are thankful for the person you are with

Christmas Eve/Day
- this is the holiday of sharing and giving, so going that extra mile for your partner is warranted

There are also other special days, birthdays, anniversaries and Superbowl Sunday, in which fucking is an implied beginning or end to the day. Let me add to the list, election night 2008 sex, for many, may have been better than Christmas sex, and Inauguration 2009 sex, which has the potential to move to holiday status.

Do y'all have other special, obligatory or anticipated sex days?