I had bad sex this morning, and I don't mean the kind where bad equates to good, I mean bad as in sucks-ass.
As some of you know, its been a minute (or 2 or 3) since I've had any. Even my birthday sex (Nov. 8th) left a lot to be desired because the asshole forgot to bring condoms (responsibility is for another post). Since then, its been me and my vibrators gettin' busy, which is fine as it gets the job done.
Last week I received a text message from an ex saying he wanted some pussy and I said sure. Our schedules finally synced and he came over this morning. Let me say here, our sex life was never lacking for creativity, spontaneity, passion, etc., he's an ex because he has FIVE children and FOUR babies mamas (that drama is for another post as well).
Back to this morning, he arrives and I'm ready. Teeth brushed, hair combed, everything is clean and I'm sooooo horny I can barely stand it. We get upstairs and get under the covers. He begins with the frickin' small talk, his son this, his daughter that, his job, and more yada, yada, yada. Eventually I begin kissing him so we can get started. The foreplay is going along, suck here, nibble there, caress/squeeze everywhere and I'm wet and ready for kick-off, enough of the pre-game show.
He puts on the condom, gets on top & in me, takes 10 strokes, LITERALLY, 10 strokes then he cums. I was just getting my rhythm and he's fucking done. Quickies aren't usually a problem for me, I can get my mind where it needs to be and orgasm pretty fast; however, this goes in the damn Guinness Book of quickies. I was so pissed-off I could barely see straight. I went up one side of his lame ass and down the other, calling him everything I could think of and even making up some new stuff. His response, "Sorry, it's been a while AND you were so wet, I couldn't help it."
What the fuck!?!
So, this is for the gentlemen, have you ever been so excited, aroused, turned-on, horny, whateva, that you couldn't wait 10 damn minutes for your partner to get close to gettin' hers as well? I don't mean stroking for hour, but can't you give us a few minutes to at least get comfortable? Shit, why can't y'all control yourselves?
Epilogue: We won't be seeing each other any more.
11 comments:
man... i can honestly say that i've been there before...
if a dude knows he's about to get some... my advice to him is masturbate the day before... so he can get that first quick on off... so when he gets to me... i won't have to laugh his ass out for coming so fast...
most dudes know that i will kiss and tell... even more so if the sex is lame...
love love love the blog hun!
Nola*
This is turning into a nice mini-series!
Oh I remember this. LOL!
And Nola Darling, thanks for the compliment!
damn Shan, what a shame.
Hi, first time commenter here! This was so funny! That has happened to me, too! Were you so disgusted that there couldn't have been a round 2!
1st) have y'all noticed that no men have commented?
2nd) Drea, there needs to be a round 1 before we can have a round 2, he let loose before the damn bell even rung
3rd) mini series...oh hell no! I can't have a mini series, there won't be a "Sexless in the City" filmed on my block and you can take that to the bank
I can actually relate to that. I wanna say like a few months ago and maybe a couple of years ago too. Different guys.
The one most recently? I was mad. I was like "wha?" "How?" Damn....
well its just natural . you should not be worried if he come fast . instead you should cooperate and enjoy oral till you cum
Well honey all that means is that you have some good poon-tang! Now any dude that says he hasn't unloaded the gun earlier than he prefers is a liar. But eh, if you are planning a marathon session then we need to prepared...hey I wont lie, I have unloaded the gun earlier since I knew in the evening she wanted to do a marathon (a blog post soon).
So don't go yellin at homie, you guys were just off sync. In fact if you were nice he could have "recharged" and you know...the second nutt can be a doozey..lol
Dallas Black
www.thirtyhood.com
WTF? I thought condoms *helped* them to go longer??
Girl! You must have been in my head because I have dealt with a guy like this before. With only 5 strokes and he was done. WE tried this on several different occassions and he could NEVER get past 5 minutes. I had to drop his azz and never looked back. All he could do is apologize and then roll over and go tto sleep.
10 strokes unbelieavable
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