Thursday, July 30, 2009

Yes or No: the ADULT version

An adult list...tell the truth folks.
1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No.
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone comments and asks. It will be hard to answer honestly and not explain, which is part of the fun, no?

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Are you a virgin?
Do you give oral sex?
Have you tasted your own juices/cum?
Have you ever kissed someone of your gender?
Have you have ever fucked someone of your gender?
Are you into bondage?
If yes, are you the submissive?
Have you seen your partner’s dick or pussy and changed your mind about fucking them?
Have you fucked in water?
Are you a member of the Mile High Club?
Has a kiss ever been wrong about a partner’s fucking ability?
Are you a loud lover?
Do you enjoy getting spanked? Would you do anything kinky with an animal?
Have you ever fucked during your or your partner’s period?
Have you ever called out someone else’s name during sex?
Are you into anal sex?
Have you ever given or received a golden shower?
Has a partner been better than you expected?
Is there a videotape of you having sex?
Have you ever faked an orgasm?
Do you swallow?
Have you ever told someone they sex was great when it wasn’t?
Have you ever regretted fucking someone?
Have you fucked in every room of your home?
Have you rimmed someone?
Do you suck toes?
Has anyone ever accidentally caught you fucking?
Have you been part of a threesome?
Have you fucked someone whose name you did not know?
Have you ever been paid for sex?
Have you worn handcuffs during sex?
Has anyone ever licked you from top to bottom?
Do you enjoy being choked while fucking?
Have you masturbated in front of your partner?
Has anyone ever eaten food off of your body?
Are you a selfish lover?
Have you fucked someone while you were wearing a blindfold?
Has your wildest sexual fantasy been fulfilled?
Has a partner’s sexual fantasy ever scared you?
Are there just some things you will not do sexually, no matter what?
Do you enjoy having your nipples pinched?
Do you own a fucking machine?
Are you a swinger?
Do you have more sexual experience than your current partner?
Do you wish your current partner was better?
Do you go to strip clubs?
Do you purchase/own/rent porn?
Does size really matter to you?
Do you think the television show “Wife Swap” should be called something else because real swapping is not occurring?

8 comments:

nicki nicki tembo said...

Are you a virgin? no

Do you give oral sex? yes

Have you tasted your own juices/cum? yes

Have you ever kissed someone of your gender? yes

Have you have ever fucked someone of your gender? no

Are you into bondage? no

Have you seen your partner’s dick or pussy and changed your mind about fucking them? no

Have you fucked in water? yes

Are you a member of the Mile High Club? no

Has a kiss ever been wrong about a partner’s fucking ability? no

Do you enjoy getting spanked? yes

Would you do anything kinky with an animal? no

Have you ever fucked during your or your partner’s period? yes

Have you ever called out someone else’s name during sex? no

Are you into anal sex? no

Have you ever given or received a golden shower? no

Has a partner been better than you expected? yes

Is there a videotape of you having sex? yes

Have you ever faked an orgasm? yes

Do you swallow? yes

Have you ever told someone they sex was great when it wasn’t? no

Have you ever regretted fucking someone? yes

Have you fucked in every room of your home? no

Have you rimmed someone? ?

Do you suck toes? no

Has anyone ever accidentally caught you fucking? no

Have you been part of a threesome? no

Have you fucked someone whose name you did not know? NO

Have you ever been paid for sex? no

Have you worn handcuffs during sex?
no

Has anyone ever licked you from top to bottom? yes

Do you enjoy being choked while fucking? no

Have you masturbated in front of your partner? no

Has anyone ever eaten food off of your body? yes

Are you a selfish lover? no

Have you fucked someone while you were wearing a blindfold? no

Has your wildest sexual fantasy been fulfilled? no

Has a partner’s sexual fantasy ever scared you? no

Are there just some things you will not do sexually, no matter what? yes

Do you enjoy having your nipples pinched? YES

Do you own a fucking machine? yes

Are you a swinger? no

Do you have more sexual experience than your current partner? no

Do you wish your current partner was better? yes

Do you go to strip clubs? yes

Do you purchase/own/rent porn? no

Does size really matter to you? YES

Do you think the television show “Wife Swap” should be called something else because real swapping is not occurring? ?

Monique said...

Are you a virgin? No

Do you give oral sex? yes,

Have you tasted your own juices/cum? yes

Have you ever kissed someone of your gender? yes

Have you have ever fucked someone of your gender? yes

Are you into bondage? no

If yes, are you the submissive?

Have you seen your partner’s dick or pussy and changed your mind about fucking them? yes

Have you fucked in water? yes

Are you a member of the Mile High Club? no

Has a kiss ever been wrong about a partner’s fucking ability? yes

Are you a loud lover? yes

Do you enjoy getting spanked? yes

Would you do anything kinky with an animal?no

Have you ever fucked during your or your partner’s period? yes

Have you ever called out someone else’s name during sex? no

Are you into anal sex? no

Have you ever given or received a golden shower? no

Has a partner been better than you expected? yes

Is there a videotape of you having sex? yes

Have you ever faked an orgasm? yes

Do you swallow? yes

Have you ever told someone they sex was great when it wasn’t? yes

Have you ever regretted fucking someone? yes

Have you fucked in every room of your home? yes

Have you rimmed someone? ???

Do you suck toes? yes

Has anyone ever accidentally caught you fucking? yes

Have you been part of a threesome? yes

Have you fucked someone whose name you did not know? yes

Have you ever been paid for sex? no

Have you worn handcuffs during sex? yes

Has anyone ever licked you from top to bottom?yes

Do you enjoy being choked while fucking? no

Have you masturbated in front of your partner?yes

Has anyone ever eaten food off of your body? yes

Are you a selfish lover? no

Have you fucked someone while you were wearing a blindfold? yes

Has your wildest sexual fantasy been fulfilled? no

Has a partner’s sexual fantasy ever scared you? no

Are there just some things you will not do sexually, no matter what? no

Do you enjoy having your nipples pinched? yes

Do you own a fucking machine? no

Are you a swinger? no

Do you have more sexual experience than your current partner? yes

Do you wish your current partner was better? no

Do you go to strip clubs? yes

Do you purchase/own/rent porn? yes

Does size really matter to you? yes

Do you think the television show “Wife Swap” should be called something else because real swapping is not occurring? no

clnmike said...

Are you a virgin? No

Do you give oral sex? Yes

Have you tasted your own juices/cum? No

Have you ever kissed someone of your gender? No

Have you have ever fucked someone of your gender? No

Are you into bondage? Yup

If yes, are you the submissive? Nope

Have you seen your partner’s dick or pussy and changed your mind about fucking them? Yup

Have you fucked in water? No

Are you a member of the Mile High Club? No

Has a kiss ever been wrong about a partner’s fucking ability? Yes

Are you a loud lover? No

Do you enjoy getting spanked? No

Would you do anything kinky with an animal? No

Have you ever fucked during your or your partner’s period? No

Have you ever called out someone else’s name during sex? No

Are you into anal sex? Yes

Have you ever given or received a golden shower? No

Has a partner been better than you expected? Yes

Is there a videotape of you having sex? No

Have you ever faked an orgasm? yes

Do you swallow? no

Have you ever told someone they sex was great when it wasn’t? Yes

Have you ever regretted fucking someone? Yes

Have you fucked in every room of your home? Yes

Have you rimmed someone? Yes

Do you suck toes? Yes

Has anyone ever accidentally caught you fucking? Yes

Have you been part of a threesome? No

Have you fucked someone whose name you did not know? No

Have you ever been paid for sex? Yes

Have you worn handcuffs during sex? No

Has anyone ever licked you from top to bottom? No

Do you enjoy being choked while fucking? Yes

Have you masturbated in front of your partner? No

Has anyone ever eaten food off of your body? No

Are you a selfish lover? No

Have you fucked someone while you were wearing a blindfold? No

Has your wildest sexual fantasy been fulfilled? No

Has a partner’s sexual fantasy ever scared you? No

Are there just some things you will not do sexually, no matter what? Yes

Do you enjoy having your nipples pinched? Yes

Do you own a fucking machine? No

Are you a swinger? No

Do you have more sexual experience than your current partner? No

Do you wish your current partner was better? No

Do you go to strip clubs? Yes

Do you purchase/own/rent porn? Yes

Does size really matter to you? Yes

Do you think the television show “Wife Swap” should be called something else because real swapping is not occurring?

Yes

Beautifully.Conjured.Up said...

I must admit...I'm enjoying reading about the people answering this.

*popcorn in hand*

xxxx said...

Are you a virgin? no
Do you give oral sex? yes
Have you tasted your own juices/cum? yes
Have you ever kissed someone of your gender?no
Have you have ever fucked someone of your gender?no
Are you into bondage? yes
If yes, are you the submissive? no
Have you seen your partner’s dick or pussy and changed your mind about fucking them? yes
Have you fucked in water? yes
Are you a member of the Mile High Club? no
Has a kiss ever been wrong about a partner’s fucking ability? yes
Are you a loud lover? yes
Do you enjoy getting spanked?yes
Would you do anything kinky with an animal?no
Have you ever fucked during your or your partner’s period? no
Have you ever called out someone else’s name during sex? no
Are you into anal sex? no
Have you ever given or received a golden shower?no
Has a partner been better than you expected? yes
Is there a videotape of you having sex?yes
Have you ever faked an orgasm? yes
Do you swallow?no
Have you ever told someone they sex was great when it wasn’t? yes
Have you ever regretted fucking someone? yes
Have you fucked in every room of your home? yes
Have you rimmed someone?no
Do you suck toes?no
Has anyone ever accidentally caught you fucking? yes
Have you been part of a threesome? no
Have you fucked someone whose name you did not know?yes
Have you ever been paid for sex? no
Have you worn handcuffs during sex?yes
Has anyone ever licked you from top to bottom?yes
Do you enjoy being choked while fucking? yes
Have you masturbated in front of your partner?yes
Has anyone ever eaten food off of your body?yes
Are you a selfish lover?no
Have you fucked someone while you were wearing a blindfold? no
Has your wildest sexual fantasy been fulfilled?no
Has a partner’s sexual fantasy ever scared you?no
Are there just some things you will not do sexually, no matter what? yes
Do you enjoy having your nipples pinched?yes
Do you own a fucking machine?no
Are you a swinger?no
Do you have more sexual experience than your current partner? no
Do you wish your current partner was better?no
Do you go to strip clubs? no
Do you purchase/own/rent porn?yes
Does size really matter to you? yes
Do you think the television show “Wife Swap” should be called something else because real swapping is not occurring?yes

Anonymous said...

reading your posts make me so hot

Keith said...

Are you a virgin? No
Do you give oral sex? Yes
Have you tasted your own juices/cum? No
Have you ever kissed someone of your gender? No
Have you have ever fucked someone of your gender?No
Are you into bondage? No
If yes, are you the submissive?
Have you seen your partner’s dick or pussy and changed your mind about fucking them? No
Have you fucked in water? Yes
Are you a member of the Mile High Club? No
Has a kiss ever been wrong about a partner’s fucking ability? Yes
Are you a loud lover? Yes
Do you enjoy getting spanked? No. Would you do anything kinky with an animal? No.
Have you ever fucked during your or your partner’s period? No.
Have you ever called out someone else’s name during sex? No.
Are you into anal sex?
Have you ever given or received a golden shower? No.
Has a partner been better than you expected? Yes
Is there a videotape of you having sex? (I hope not!!!)
Have you ever faked an orgasm? No.
Do you swallow? N/A
Have you ever told someone they sex was great when it wasn’t? No.
Have you ever regretted fucking someone? Yes
Have you fucked in every room of your home? Yes
Have you rimmed someone? Yes
Do you suck toes? Yes
Has anyone ever accidentally caught you fucking? No.
Have you been part of a threesome?
No.
Have you fucked someone whose name you did not know? Yes
Have you ever been paid for sex? No
(but I should have been.-:) )
Have you worn handcuffs during sex?
No.
Has anyone ever licked you from top to bottom? Yes

Do you enjoy being choked while fucking? No.

Have you masturbated in front of your partner? Yes

Has anyone ever eaten food off of your body? Yes
Are you a selfish lover? No

Have you fucked someone while you were wearing a blindfold? No.

Has your wildest sexual fantasy been fulfilled? Not Yet!

Has a partner’s sexual fantasy ever scared you? No

Are there just some things you will not do sexually, no matter what? Yes.

Do you enjoy having your nipples pinched? N/A
Do you own a fucking machine?
No.

Are you a swinger? No

Do you have more sexual experience than your current partner? No

Do you wish your current partner was better? No

Do you go to strip clubs?
(I used to.)

Do you purchase/own/rent porn?
No.

Does size really matter to you?
N/A

Do you think the television show “Wife Swap” should be called something else because real swapping is not occurring?
Yes

Anonymous said...

I ready to toss my panties out the window!!!