Yes or No: the ADULT version

An adult list...tell the truth folks.
1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No.
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone comments and asks. It will be hard to answer honestly and not explain, which is part of the fun, no?

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Are you a virgin?
Do you give oral sex?
Have you tasted your own juices/cum?
Have you ever kissed someone of your gender?
Have you have ever fucked someone of your gender?
Are you into bondage?
If yes, are you the submissive?
Have you seen your partner’s dick or pussy and changed your mind about fucking them?
Have you fucked in water?
Are you a member of the Mile High Club?
Has a kiss ever been wrong about a partner’s fucking ability?
Are you a loud lover?
Do you enjoy getting spanked? Would you do anything kinky with an animal?
Have you ever fucked during your or your partner’s period?
Have you ever called out someone else’s name during sex?
Are you into anal sex?
Have you ever given or received a golden shower?
Has a partner been better than you expected?
Is there a videotape of you having sex?
Have you ever faked an orgasm?
Do you swallow?
Have you ever told someone they sex was great when it wasn’t?
Have you ever regretted fucking someone?
Have you fucked in every room of your home?
Have you rimmed someone?
Do you suck toes?
Has anyone ever accidentally caught you fucking?
Have you been part of a threesome?
Have you fucked someone whose name you did not know?
Have you ever been paid for sex?
Have you worn handcuffs during sex?
Has anyone ever licked you from top to bottom?
Do you enjoy being choked while fucking?
Have you masturbated in front of your partner?
Has anyone ever eaten food off of your body?
Are you a selfish lover?
Have you fucked someone while you were wearing a blindfold?
Has your wildest sexual fantasy been fulfilled?
Has a partner’s sexual fantasy ever scared you?
Are there just some things you will not do sexually, no matter what?
Do you enjoy having your nipples pinched?
Do you own a fucking machine?
Are you a swinger?
Do you have more sexual experience than your current partner?
Do you wish your current partner was better?
Do you go to strip clubs?
Do you purchase/own/rent porn?
Does size really matter to you?
Do you think the television show “Wife Swap” should be called something else because real swapping is not occurring?