Blizzard Survival Kit

Let's discuss a Blizzard Survival Kit. When it snows in the DC area, folks lose their fucking minds (literally). They storm [sm. pun intended heehee] grocery, hardware and drug stores, preparing for the worst, which usually doesn't materialize; however, this Winter has required some preparation.

So, what exactly should be in a PChats Blizzard Survival Kit, great question:

• food is a necessity - make sure the dick you suck or pussy you eat can sustain you for a few days...no one wants to be stuck in the house with lackluster oral sex
  

• beverages are a necessity - double check the liquor cabinet for the necessities, vodka, gin, wine, scotch, brandy, etc. and mixers...everyone will need these to get through being stuck in the house together
  

• entertainment is a necessity - make sure you have a couple of new porno flicks or some new erotica...inspiration will soon be needed, trust me
  

• good gear is a necessity - triple check your birth control pills or your condom supply...many October, November and December babies can trace their conception back to storms

• and finally, batteries are a necessity - make sure you have a fresh pack...do I need to say anything else, really
  

Enjoy the blizzard!