Showing posts with label oral sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label oral sex. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Blizzard Survival Kit

Let's discuss a Blizzard Survival Kit. When it snows in the DC area, folks lose their fucking minds (literally). They storm [sm. pun intended heehee] grocery, hardware and drug stores, preparing for the worst, which usually doesn't materialize; however, this Winter has required some preparation.

So, what exactly should be in a PChats Blizzard Survival Kit, great question:
  • food is a necessity - make sure the dick you suck or pussy you eat can sustain you for a few days...no one wants to be stuck in the house with lackluster oral sex
  • beverages are a necessity - double check the liquor cabinet for the necessities, vodka, gin, wine, scotch, brandy, etc. and mixers...everyone will need these to get through being stuck in the house together
  • entertainment is a necessity - make sure you have a couple of new porno flicks or some new erotica...inspiration will soon be needed, trust me
  • good gear is a necessity - triple check your birth control pills or your condom supply...many October, November and December babies can trace their conception back to storms
  • and finally, batteries are a necessity - make sure you have a fresh pack...do I need to say anything else, really
Enjoy the blizzard!

Friday, May 22, 2009

Can there be too much of a good thing?

I was talking with some girlfriends a couple of weeks ago and one of them said her new man was spending too much time eating pussy. A lengthy discussion ensued as to whether there is such a thing as too much oral sex. Of course the question of competence came up and we all agreed that if a brotha doesn't know what he is doing, we immediately ask/tell/shout for him to stop. So with the quality issue being off the table, it came back to quantity.

And I'm bringing it to you, can there be too much of a good thing?

Monday, April 13, 2009

My Wish: An Erotic Poem

My Wish

Baby I did not want to wake you when I left so here is my wish.

I wish I could spend just the day with you--
Pleasing you, teasing you, making you feel so good.
I wish we could be naked in bed together early in the morning.
I wish I could have both your nipples in my warm mouth at the same time.
I wish I could run my hands down your back as you lay on top of me
I wish you would tell me how wet you are getting and let me do my thing.
I wish I could make your clit my favorite candy.
I wish I could stick a straw in your wet dripping pussy and have myself a nice long drink of your juices.
I wish to try to make you squirt tonight so I am gonna find that spot.
I wish I could have my face drenched with your tasty juices.
Oh baby you taste so good!

but anyway back to my Wish....
I wish I wish I could take some honey and drizzle it gently between your legs.
I wish I could use my fingers and mix the honey with flowing juices.
I wish I could use my tongue to lick the honey/pussy juice mixture and your throbbing clit.
I wish I could feel you having a mind blowing orgasm against my wild and wicked tongue.
I wish to make you feel that good at least nine more times.

I hope reading this arouses you. But Damn If you are aroused that means your sweet juices are soaking your underwear(if you are wearing any now) and not my tongue.

I wish you were sitting my face while you read this.....

© Gkrew April 2009